How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

general tso's broccoli

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

fart+fart=poop

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Weiner

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Your mother is a man.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

knock knock how there me ok come in

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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