- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Good boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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