There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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knock knock

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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