- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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