Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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