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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

like for a handjob.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

democracy

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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