- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

my namew is jd

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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