What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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twilight

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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