What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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