- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

thumbs up!

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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