Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Anti Joke

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