- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock What

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Gay's rights

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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