- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

1+1 =? Too

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Scientology.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What is the difference between a duck?

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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