- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Nice weather we're having.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

guess what chicken butt

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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