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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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