What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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poop

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Obama

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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