A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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