Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

whats better than 24................. 25

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice weather we're having.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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