- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

liam buchan is gay !

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What just hit my face? The floor

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Guess what? No.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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