Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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