- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Mitt Romney.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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