- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Your mother is a man.

fart+fart=poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

knock knock how there me ok come in

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