Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Cold camel scrotum.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Japan called... They need help.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

The Holocaust

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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