- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What's wrong with woman Everything

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Knock knock, Come in...

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

.....Carrot Top....

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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