um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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