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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Johnson stops eating

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

women outside of the kitchen

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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