whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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