What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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*you're

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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The BCS

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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anne hatthaway

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Susie has Autism

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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