- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

The Game.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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