- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Knock Knock Yes?

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Johan showering. . . AWK

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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