- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What number comes after 29? 30.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

You smell like shit

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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