- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Johan showering. . . AWK

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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