"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Black People.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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WNBA

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A snake walks into a bar

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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zebras

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

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