A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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PENlS.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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dead battery come on down

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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