Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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WNBA

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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