What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Susie has Autism

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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