women outside of the kitchen

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

No. Yes.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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