why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Hi Jacob You cool

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

123 Main street

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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