There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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