There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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a black guy leaves prison

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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...NO.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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