Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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