That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What did I do last night?work

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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