What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Women's rights.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Anti Joke

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