Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Take my wife- to the store.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

womens rights to vote

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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