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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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