black people

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Cancer.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Hi Jacob You cool

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Woman's Rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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