If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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69

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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