What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

2 women were sitting quietly

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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