Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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