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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Obama

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

i love huge wieners.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Farts smell bad!

YOLO MAH BROLO

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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