The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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