What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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