- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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