don't look behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

JEWS

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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