- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Homework.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

im a selling a car

Women's Rights.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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