What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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penis hehehehe

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Women's Sports

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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