What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Barack Obama

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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