- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's clear and wet? water

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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