Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what do gay people eat?? food

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's 9+10=? 19

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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