- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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