- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Please spell dyslexia.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Wade's the father

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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