Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What time is it? 10:58

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sarah taylor

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Ha

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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