A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Womens' rights.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Anti Joke

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