- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

the real mccoy

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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