- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

No it isn't.

Civil Rights.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Canada

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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