What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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kiss me?

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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