If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Knock knock What

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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women's rights

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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