What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Anagram.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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