Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Josh kissing a girl

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

wanna hear a joke? not really

Don't think of granny porn

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Like this joke

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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